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    Tough landlord

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8282133.stm

    Let this be a warning to you renters. Pay up and do as your told.

    #2
    What a delightful man. I hope he gets all he deserves.

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #3
      Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
      What a delightful man. I hope he gets all he deserves.
      I think he won't enjoy the communal showers very much.
      Or maybe he will.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        I think he won't enjoy the communal showers very much.
        Or maybe he will.
        I did. It made me the man I am today.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

        Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
        Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

        "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          I think he won't enjoy the communal showers very much.
          Or maybe he will.
          The Ancient Greeks were quite amenable to man-love.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Platypus View Post
            The Ancient Greeks were quite amenable to man-love.
            Q: How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

            Ans: With a long enough lever

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              #7
              What's a Grecian urn?

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                #8
                How do you make a Swiss Roll?
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  How do you make a Venetian blind?
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    How do you make a Venetian blind?
                    with pot noodles.

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