Windows 7

[DimPrawn]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/b...-200909182075/

Windows 7 has been introduced after Microsoft admitted its Vista operating system was a 'less good product' in what IT experts have described as the most ambitious understatement since the captain of the Titanic reported some slightly damp tablecloths.

IT consultant, Charlie Reeves, added: "Vista was 'less good' in the same way being tortured for three months in Abu Ghraib is 'less good' than a Belgian three-way with Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan."

Meanwhile first year student Nathan Muir said: "My degree involves desktop publishing, spreadsheets and multimedia presentations, so I'm really looking forward to a hopeless series of meaningless error messages before crying myself to sleep every night."

[VectraMan]

Have you tried Linux?

[OrangeHopper]

.. involves desktop publishing, spreadsheets and multimedia presentations ..

Why is he using a Windows machine?

[The Lone Gunman]

Why is he using a Windows machine?

That does rather scream MAC doesnt it.

[daviejones]

Who is going to mention the Mac option?

[BlackenedBiker]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/b...-200909182075/

Windows 7 has been introduced after Microsoft admitted its Vista operating system was a 'less good product' in what IT experts have described as the most ambitious understatement since the captain of the Titanic reported some slightly damp tablecloths.

IT consultant, Charlie Reeves, added: "Vista was 'less good' in the same way being tortured for three months in Abu Ghraib is 'less good' than a Belgian three-way with Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan."

Meanwhile first year student Nathan Muir said: "My degree involves desktop publishing, spreadsheets and multimedia presentations, so I'm really looking forward to a hopeless series of meaningless error messages before crying myself to sleep every night."

Oh dear I think that a little wee came out

[Spacecadet]

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IT consultant, Charlie Reeves, added: "Vista was 'less good' in the same way being tortured for three months in Abu Ghraib is 'less good' than a Belgian three-way with Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan."

Lindsay Lohan is a bit of a dyke, so you might just end up feeling left out and inadequate before going home early and crying whilst trying to finish a pot noodle

[VectraMan]

Lindsay Lohan is a bit of a dyke, so you might just end up feeling left out and inadequate before going home early and crying whilst trying to finish a pot noodle

I'm not sure I'd consider watching Lindsay Lohan and Scarlett Johannsen together a bad day.

[Spacecadet]

I'm not sure I'd consider watching Lindsay Lohan and Scarlett Johannsen together a bad day.

Just watching them is hardly a threeway

[Pondlife]

Congrats Spaceman on possibly the best off topic tangent ever.