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    Things not to ask your wife....

    A release manager here for a bollocking from IT director, told not to be a supercilious oaf.

    The dozy git asked his wife what this means.........

    #2
    Sheer Asininity!
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      it takes one to know one,

      Wilmsloooooooooooooow, may I ask, do you work with like minded other Wilmsloooooooooooooooows ?

      Have you considered blogging ?

      Milan.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        Things not to ask your wife....
        Why does your arse always look big in that skirt?
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #5
          "when did you say you are planning to start going to the gym?"
          said I, last weekend, just as gf chef was undressing for bed ..

          strangely she didn't fancy any and went straight to sleep
          The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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            #6
            Do you think I got that yellow pus-oozing rash from you?

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              #7
              My wife gave me a black eye............................


              when I asked her could I take her up the oxo tower for her birthday

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                #8
                Originally posted by foritisme View Post
                My wife gave me a black eye............................


                when I asked her could I take her up the oxo tower for her birthday
                Probably pissed off it took a special occasion to take her up there as a treat.
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by foritisme View Post
                  My wife gave me a black eye............................


                  when I asked her could I take her up the oxo tower for her birthday
                  I guess a brown eye would have been a positive result
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #10
                    have you put on a bit of weight?
                    Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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