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Developers/Architects: what methodology to you use?

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    Developers/Architects: what methodology to you use?

    Lots of people are into trendy methodologies like XP but I wonder how many projects actually use them.
    44
    Strict Waterfall (follow the spec at all costs)
    2.27%
    1
    Flexible Waterfall (spec is a guide but final functionality may vary)
    13.64%
    6
    Generic iterative approach
    18.18%
    8
    Agile
    18.18%
    8
    XP
    2.27%
    1
    Make it up as we go along
    40.91%
    18
    Other
    4.55%
    2
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    Having worked with all the methodology fads, I've found the JFDI techique to be the best.

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      #3
      Anybody who knows what any of those terms mean isn't a real developer.
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #4
        Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
        Anybody who knows what any of those terms mean isn't a real developer.
        I'd say any developer who doesn't know about such things to some degree is just a programmer.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Originally posted by SorenLorensen View Post
          Having worked with all the methodology fads, I've found the JFDI techique to be the best.
          Aye.
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            #6
            Originally posted by SorenLorensen View Post
            Having worked with all the methodology fads, I've found the JFDI techique to be the best.
            Don't know that one, but'll hazard a guess D stands for "Do"?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by SorenLorensen
              ;961628I've found the JFDI techique to be the best.
              Just twigged what that means.

              Though I'd call it JFGOWI.
              Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                #8
                Our client has the WTFDINWAPTS and WTFITSLA methodology.

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                  #9
                  What ever crap fad the new client wants to follow.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Our client has the WTFDINWAPTS and WTFITSLA methodology.
                    You could put these acronyms on a CV, "10 years experience with JFDIN" and get away with it I reckon.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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