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    Black Friday

    Just got a load of printer toner on my hands.


    #2
    I've got black shoes on!
    Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Just got a load of printer toner on my hands.

      Don't you have a man-servant to do menial tasks such as changing toner?
      ǝןqqıʍ

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        #4
        I opened this thread expecting to see a stock market crash.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I opened this thread expecting to see a stock market crash.
          Its just Dim trying to be clever
          About as subtle as a brick tulip house.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Its just Dim trying to be clever
            About as subtle as a brick tulip house.
            Oh come on, I thought it was funny.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Oh come on, I thought it was funny.
              made me smile, see ---------->
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

              Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                #8
                haha i like it

                dim, your av looks like the way my ex would eat...why do people eat with their mouths open

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                  #9
                  One of my clients went and told the permies that there'd me no more overtime payments, expenses will be closely scrutinized, and there's no performance bonus this xmas.

                  Day after two £100k office printers were delivered.
                  Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                  threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by threaded View Post
                    One of my clients went and told the permies that there'd me no more overtime payments, expenses will be closely scrutinized, and there's no performance bonus this xmas.

                    Day after two £100k office printers were delivered.
                    That's nothing.... My partner's place laid off 100 people last crimbo, stopped bonuses for Crimbo and this summer promptly laid out £250k on a Requirements Management package plus all the consultancy fees to the amateurs who recommended it and installed it. Ten months later they're still faffing around having only gone live last month!

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