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Giant Alien Lizard Man flu.

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    Giant Alien Lizard Man flu.

    <cough>



    <cough>

    <rings bell>

    Unclean, unclean.

    One of my delightful customers or some gimp on the train appears to have given me a free helping of manflu.

    Unclean, unclean.

    <rings bell>

    #2
    Giant Alien Lizard Man flu? Yup, that is exactly what half the Rangers team have today.

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      And it doesn't particularly help that I've been awake since about 5:30 and it's not a school day...
      Have a bottle of brandy. It may not cure you, but it'll dry out the sinuses and you'll stop worrying about flu and sleep like a top.
      Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        <cough>



        <cough>

        <rings bell>

        Unclean, unclean.

        One of my delightful customers or some gimp on the train appears to have given me a free helping of manflu.

        Unclean, unclean.

        <rings bell>
        They did for the Martians, those earth microbes. Is this a flaw in your cunning plans?

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          #5
          If you want to clear your tubes try a hotdog smothered - and I mean smothered in Colmans English Mustard.

          Had me snotting for England Friday lunchtime!

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