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    PM on speed

    Just seen one of my two Project managers sitting in his car using meth, hiding in the corner of the car park; I'd heard the rumours, now I know the truth. That explains how he stays at work from 5 in the morning till 11 at night. F**king maniac expects the rest of us to work every waking hour too.

    And he wonders why I'm so protective of my testers.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Disgusting.
    Shop him.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Disgusting.
      Shop him.
      Hmm, I think I'd rather blackmail him for a while.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Are you sure it wasn't a "specialist" inhaler?
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
          Are you sure it wasn't a "specialist" inhaler?

          Very specialist indeed.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            I was chatting to someone I know recently, we got on to the subject of drugs. I mentioned that I'd never used the apparently popular drug cocaine, and I knew of very few people who did.

            I was staggered when he corrected me and reeled off a long list of names of people I know pretty well and who do use cocaine regularly.



            And you think you know people.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Platypus View Post
              I was chatting to someone I know recently, we got on to the subject of drugs. I mentioned that I'd never used the apparently popular drug cocaine, and I knew of very few people who did.

              I was staggered when he corrected me and reeled off a long list of names of people I know pretty well and who do use cocaine regularly.



              And you think you know people.
              I am a total geek when it comes to drugs, but a good deal of my friends use at least cocaine regularly. I sort of just don't get it.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                Nope, I went through a home-grown cannabis phase in my youth, but gave up when I realised that I was the one rolling everyone else up in sleeping bags and picking up piles of empty Wotsits bags off the floor.

                It didn't really do much for me (mainly 'cos I'm a non-smoker and spent more time coughing than inhaling...)
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #9
                  Took stuff in me yoof, throughly enjoyed it, but not been interested for many many years, not when alcohol is so easily available
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                  Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Disgusting.
                    Shop him.
                    WHS

                    Its for his own good.

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