Fecking dentists.

[zeitghost]

Not literally, though his wife is smart enough.

My fecking dentist has decided to go private, the scumbag.

Worse, it's Denplan. The scumbags.

Worse still, there's a fecking phone number to ring to get on his fecking list.

Worser still, I've spent about £3.00 getting "Sorry all the lines are engaged, please try later".

Worsest, having got through, get to listen to fecking hold fecking music at 25p/min.

And worsest of all, fecking battery on fecking phone goes flat before any fecker answers...

I think I'll eat them all.

[xoggoth]

Zeit, welcome to the club. I have been trying to warn the world for years.

http://www.xoggoth.org/science.html

Items on dentists and toothpaste

As have others

http://lifeastrin.blogspot.com#113223319278031162

These people are BASTARDS!!!! Never solve a problem (which is ALWAYS but ALWAYS caused by one of their kind previously) charge £200 for a temporary filling so you can come back for a course of treatment at £200 a time culminating in a £2000 fee. BASTRARDS. Dentist shouikd be EXTERMINATED wiht extreme predudice. They are almost as much SCUM as politicians or cvil servants.

[AtW]

Just wait until you give him chance to pull your teeth - you will forget everything you complained about before.

[xoggoth]

Dentists should be combined with massage parlours to make the pain more bearable. Come to that, everything should, I would even pay tax to the Inland Revenue more willlingly if I got a golden shower with my P11D submission.

[Board Game Geek]

 golden shower with my P11D submission 

So Xog, you're not content with the IR just sh1tting on you then ?

[hyperD]

I've never had a filling. Mind you, I've not seen a dentist for 20 years. Seems to work for me.

[SupremeSpod]

I think I'll eat them all.

Don't forget to brush your teeth afterwards...

[n5gooner]

went to the Dentist on Monday £15 all done......although he wanted to remove a back tooth I said no - he said well it's not urgent - he just wanted some extra pocket money for the weekend....

[Phoenix]

I've never had a filling. Mind you, I've not seen a dentist for 20 years. Seems to work for me.

Yeah cos you got no teeth gummy boy!

[hyperD]

Full set of teeth me - about the only asset I can lay claim to. At least the wife can't get hold of them.