Peace and quiet from my nutty neighbours……

[Wilmslow]

I have bitten the bullet and got a CCTV system trained on my front door, complete with microphone to record any more madness – has infra-red, so a nice reassuring red glow at night.

So far, it has worked a treat – absolute peace

[Wilmslow]

Bet the slug pellet stew & molotov cocktails worked a treat too.

Just read that - getting me thinking.......

[DimPrawn]

Why not add a roll of barbed wire round the top of the garden fence and perhaps a few guard dogs to finish the effect?

[daviejones]

Turrets are a good defense...one at each corner should do it...

[AtW]

Turrets are a good defense...one at each corner should do it...

Go for the rocket turrets, not useless flame ones...

[daviejones]

Go for the rocket turrets, not useless flame ones...

Yeah, I agree but I was thinking that maybe rockets were overkill for a 10 foot square garden? You could always add land mines as an extra precaution, without it seeming over the top!

[JamieMoles]

Yeah, I agree but I was thinking that maybe rockets were overkill for a 10 foot square garden? You could always add land mines as an extra precaution, without it seeming over the top!

Claymores lining the garden path would be a nice touch.

[hyperD]

Get yourself one of these

[Moscow Mule]

Get yourself one of these

There's nothing like a stream of hot lead to show the neighbours who is boss...

On a slightly less lethal note, could you get hold of one of those wave weapins that makes your skin feel like it's burning? That would be an easy way to deter almost everybody...

[TheFaQQer]

Turrets are a good defense...one at each corner should do it...

Tourettes is a good defence - if they keep coming round, tell 'em you'll rip their f***ing throats out and p*** in the hole.