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    Bloke reading book on the tube

    A poor innocent educated type in loafers was reading a book. I chanced upon the title, and had a typically uneducated Viz moment.

    The title?

    The grapes of wrath.

    I thought "Yeah, I get them, especially after an Andromeda strain"

    I'm such a knob.

    Anyone else got and book titles that can be wildly misconstrued into Viz toilet/gutter humour? It is Friday after all.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.
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    Anyone else got and book titles that can be wildly misconstrued into Viz toilet/gutter humour? It is Friday after all.
    "Debby does Dallas!"

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      "Debby does Dallas!"
      MISCONSTRUED !!!
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        MISCONSTRUED !!!
        Nope, just my normal un-subtle self.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          The grapes of wrath.

          I thought "Yeah, I get them, especially after an Andromeda strain"
          A Ring of Bright Water can bring some relief.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

            Anyone else got and book titles that can be wildly misconstrued into Viz toilet/gutter humour? It is Friday after all.
            hehehehehhehe you said TIT hehehehehehehehe.
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #7
              Not misconstrued but:

              http://www.amazon.com/Hand-Bush-Fine.../dp/1890159026
              (slightly NSFW)

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                #8
                The was this, young chap, on the flight last night. Love stricken I guess. He was jotting down these lyrics -

                "Lying here in this empty bed, dreaming about you"

                The drivel went on...and on...

                I invited my own twist to the lyrics to coincide with his

                "Will these sheet ever get cleaned" etc etc...

                Was grinning the entire flight. It might have been the previous 10 hour shift that made me delirious
                "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  A poor innocent educated type in loafers was reading a book. I chanced upon the title, and had a typically uneducated Viz moment.

                  The title?

                  The grapes of wrath.

                  I thought "Yeah, I get them, especially after an Andromeda strain"

                  I'm such a knob.

                  Anyone else got and book titles that can be wildly misconstrued into Viz toilet/gutter humour? It is Friday after all.
                  Some bookshop in London a few years ago did a hilarious window display full of books with dodgy double entendre titles.

                  The only two I recall off hand was "Girls' Adventures with Horses" (or something similar), and Baden Powell's best seller "Scouting for Boys".
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                    "Animal Farm" was quite an innocent title, when there was only the book.

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