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T-5 minutes until Nasa crash a Ford Transit into the moon...

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    T-5 minutes until Nasa crash a Ford Transit into the moon...

    What will they find... dust, water, cheese?
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    hmmm must check other posts...
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      What will they find?
      There'll only be one parking space and it'll have a disabled sign on it.
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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        There'll only be one parking space and it'll have a disabled sign on it.
        With a porsche cayenne in it
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          #5
          A woman will have parked in it...sideways!!!
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            #6
            or someone's left their trolley in it
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              #7
              Big shiney new Range Rover in it IMO
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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Big shiney new Range Rover in it IMO
                parked sideways
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                  #9
                  parked sideways
                  Your baiting me to make a woman joke arn't you!! lol..

                  Anyway, for fear of being incredibly boring and actually bringing this conversation back around to the actual topic. Did anyone see the report on this dismal failure?

                  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8299118.stm

                  No plume, no results = failure. Why do the mission controllers at the end stand up clapping. Was it hard to smash a probe in to the moon??

                  Also have a look at where they crash it. The biggest shadowed area on the face of the dam moon. WTF!! Couldn't they have gone a few 100 meters north so they could actually see the crator or what might have gone wrong?

                  Maybe I am not intellectual enough to understand this level of thinking but this looks like one might cock up to me.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                    Your baiting me to make a woman joke arn't you!! lol..

                    Anyway, for fear of being incredibly boring and actually bringing this conversation back around to the actual topic. Did anyone see the report on this dismal failure?

                    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8299118.stm

                    No plume, no results = failure. Why do the mission controllers at the end stand up clapping. Was it hard to smash a probe in to the moon??

                    Also have a look at where they crash it. The biggest shadowed area on the face of the dam moon. WTF!! Couldn't they have gone a few 100 meters north so they could actually see the crator or what might have gone wrong?

                    Maybe I am not intellectual enough to understand this level of thinking but this looks like one might cock up to me.
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