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    #1

    Bloody typical

    Being Sunday, I have my weekly bath and change my clothes. I sit down to watch last night’s Merlin and have my breakfast. Bloody typical of me – I spill some of my yoghurt down my shirt followed by some drips of coffee. I’ve only had this shirt on for half an hour.

    FFS

    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    Is it really safe for you to be left to your own devices?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bunk View Post


      Is it really safe for you to be left to your own devices?
      NO!
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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        #4
        Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
        Being Sunday, I have my weekly bath and change my clothes.
        Woah, steady on rich boy. As the weather is much cooler, there's really no excuse for not bathing every two weeks. Sheesh, anybody would think that you can print money out of thin air.

        I’ve only had this shirt on for half an hour.
        Don't you eat naked?

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          #5
          I had a pot noodle and disaster - now I've got to wash my hair.
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            Being Sunday, I have my weekly bath and change my clothes. I sit down to watch last night’s Merlin and have my breakfast. Bloody typical of me – I spill some of my yoghurt down my shirt followed by some drips of coffee. I’ve only had this shirt on for half an hour.

            FFS

            Its a side effect of getting old.

            HTH

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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              A "There's Something about Mary" moment?
              hehe, at least someone got it!
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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