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    Brewsters bum-hole

    My cat , Brewster-Roustabout, has had a bowel problem for the last year or so, she needed constant enemas, and meds.

    while i was on my hols we had PetPals coming in to feed her and look after her. She took a turn for the worse and we had a stark choice, have the colon removed, or have the poor thing put down.

    the operation was a success, so thank you petpals, thank you mr Vet and thank you cat insurance company (pet medics)

    Brewster is a lot thinner, a bit baldy in places, but the old moggie is definately back.


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    #2
    How does it manage without a colon? Does it have one of those bag things like old people have?

    Well, DON'T EMPTY IT ON MY F* LAWN!!!!!!!!
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      #3
      Is it left with a semi-colon?

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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        How does it manage without a colon? Does it have one of those bag things like old people have?

        Well, DON'T EMPTY IT ON MY F* LAWN!!!!!!!!
        I think they sewed the mouth directly to the bum. Must experiment tonight with a pipe cleaner





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          Glad Brewster is feeling better
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            #6
            Why you haven't had this poor unfortunate put down before now is beyond me.

            If I had gone through the same tulip that Brewster has been through I think I would have given up a long time ago...
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              Why you haven't had this poor unfortunate put down before now is beyond me.

              If I had gone through the same tulip that Brewster has been through I think I would have given up a long time ago...
              WHS.

              Get rid of the bloody thing.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                Why you haven't had this poor unfortunate put down before now is beyond me.

                If I had gone through the same tulip that Brewster has been through I think I would have given up a long time ago...
                she likes licking my toes.

                there's nothing better after a hard day at the office than getting home, slipping the shoes and socks off, cold can of beer, and a willing, rough , darting little pink tongue, licking yer toes.


                ahhhh


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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  she likes licking my toes.

                  there's nothing better after a hard day at the office than getting home, slipping the shoes and socks off, cold can of beer, and a willing, rough , darting little pink tongue, licking yer toes.


                  ahhhh


                  euwww

                  But glad the old mog is better

                  Still euww though
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                    Why you haven't had this poor unfortunate put down before now is beyond me.

                    If I had gone through the same tulip that Brewster has been through I think I would have given up a long time ago...

                    I think if the choice was between a colostomy bag and death, I suspect most folk would choose a colostomy bag, I would.
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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