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Central heating a thing of the past

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    Central heating a thing of the past

    Get a slanket instead. Has anyone already got one?

    Seriously though, why heat a whole house when you can wear a £25 slanket (light sword not included) instead? You can go to Jedi or Jihad conventions without needing to change first too.

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    I thought this was a thread about Global Warming.

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      #3
      Feel the force, Luke warm.

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        #4
        Try bleeding the radiators.

        Sorry, wrong thread.
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          #5
          Whose dumb idea was it that males should wear separate clothing for the upper and lower torso anyway? Not only is it not thermally efficient, but a robe looks much smarter too. Seems like the Muslims got it right again.

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            #6
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            Whose dumb idea was it that males should wear separate clothing for the upper and lower torso anyway? Not only is it not thermally efficient, but a robe looks much smarter too. Seems like the Muslims got it right again.
            suitable under garments fix that problem for you
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              Get a slanket instead. Has anyone already got one?

              Seriously though, why heat a whole house when you can wear a £25 slanket (light sword not included) instead? You can go to Jedi or Jihad conventions without needing to change first too.
              Cos you'll get laughed at in Tesco's and asked to leave.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #8
                Wasn't this on Dragon's Den at some point?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Try bleeding the radiators.

                  Sorry, wrong thread.
                  or try putting the bleeding radiators on
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
                    or try putting the bleeding radiators on
                    Alternatively sit naked around a pile of burning money. You know it makes sense.

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