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BREAKING: Brown to pay back 12.4K expenses

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    BREAKING: Brown to pay back 12.4K expenses

    Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime!

    #2
    "Were you a major in the SAS?"
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      "Were you a major in the SAS?"
      I was. I once flew a Tornado back from Rome balancing a bowl of spaghetti in my lap.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        "Were you a major in the SAS?"
        No, but it's part of the Labour Manifesto:

        "We propose a new approach to law and order: tough on crime and tough on the causes of crime. We insist on individual responsibility for crime, and will attack the causes of crime by our measures..."

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          #5
          Do you like films about gladiators?
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Do you like films about gladiators?
            Oi....

            EC4N
            Not worth listening to


            Join Date: Jul 2005
            Posts: 26

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              #7
              Originally posted by EC4N View Post
              Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime!
              Shame on him! He should know better...... at least where to hide it....

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Oi....

                EC4N
                Not worth listening to


                Join Date: Jul 2005
                Posts: 26

                sasguru
                Better than AtW

                Join Date: Jul 2005
                Posts: 15,429


                Yep, 26 posts but far from 15,429 worth of infantile drivel.

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                  #9
                  This whole expenses thing still does not go far enough. One comment I read was that it is fine to expense your sky subscription so long as it was the basic package - no pay per view pot noodle movies then. But their expenses, like ours are supposed to be wholly and exclusively to do with their role as an MP. How many of us have the pleasure of working away? How many would like all the comforts of home at our companies expenses. See how far you get when you rent a second home for work purposes and fill it with all the type of stuff you have at home. W@nkers the lot of them

                  I'm going to stand for expection and get my snout in the trough also!
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EC4N View Post
                    sasguru
                    Better than AtW

                    Join Date: Jul 2005
                    Posts: 15,429


                    Yep, 26 posts but far from 15,429 worth of infantile drivel.
                    Oooh 'ark at him.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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