They'll be able to see your willy and everything...

[TheFaQQer]

Linky.

Is nothing sacred any more? How dare they install a system that will speed up security and reduce the chance of smuggling weapons onto planes!! It's the last straw.

And isn't this just another chance for paedos to get their fill by working at airports and scanning innocent children? Will someone please think of the children. etc. etc.

I particularly like the comment "Will they soon add this information and our naked images to our biometric data card?"

[DimPrawn]

How long before images of naked celebs get on the Internet!




What do you mean naked images of most celebs are already on the Internet!

[original PM]

A bet for every 1 decent bit of stuff you would see you would have to trawl thru thousands of images of munters

it would be minging!

[Pondlife]

From the Mash


The police said the new scanners would help in the fight against terrorism, but stressed that as soon as anyone under the age of 16 passed through the machine, the airport staff member on duty would be arrested immediately and placed on the sex offenders' register.

[HairyArsedBloke]

[TimberWolf]

From the Mash

"If some 20-stone gargoyle waddles up to the machine, I'm just going to wave it through".

[xoggoth]

Just the beginning. In the wake of recent news that a suicide bomber in Pakistan concealed the charge up his bottom it is only a matter of time before there is an automatic anal probe every time you pass through the gate. They could employ space aliens on that job as they have the experience.

[BrilloPad]

Just the beginning. In the wake of recent news that a suicide bomber in Pakistan concealed the charge up his bottom it is only a matter of time before there is an automatic anal probe every time you pass through the gate. They could employ space aliens on that job as they have the experience.

Plan B for Zeity......

[gingerjedi]

Just the beginning. In the wake of recent news that a suicide bomber in Pakistan concealed the charge up his bottom it is only a matter of time before there is an automatic anal probe every time you pass through the gate. They could employ space aliens on that job as they have the experience.

There's an app for that™.

[Sysman]

From the Mash

Meanwhile, in Los Angeles, airport staff are expected to ask Victoria Beckham to just really, really promise that she is not carrying a bomb.