Prescott: The North South Divide: BBC2, 9pm

[minestrone]

Jesus, how did we get this fool in charge of us for years?

Hardly Jonathan Meades type stuff when he has to have a narrator, the fat git just seems to have shown us his 2 houses and talked crap with his daft wife.

[Bagpuss]

The only conclusions I have come to so far are I wouldn't want to live in Hull.

Also some bird thinks Birmingham is in the North and Nottingham in the south.

No mention of the many intra North economic differences.

[minestrone]

His end summation was that it was all about class really and geographic was nothing to do with it.

Could they have just decided not to show us the program if that was his findings, an hour of TJ Hooker would have been better entertainment and probably more informative.

[tonyblair]

John is a buffoon, and I should know having worked with him for years.

As you know we had to humour him because he represented the "working classes" at the top table of the Cabinet. He always hated people with means, even if those people worked hard for them. He didn't like me but I think he was dimly aware that, you know, without someone like me fronting the party it would not have been elected. The irony is that he loved the trappings of power as much as the next man.

We tried to keep him busy with little projects like the regional assemblies, but he was totally useless. Come on, you people think you know a lot about government. Can you think of anything he's done successfully?

[tenpin]

John is a buffoon, and I should know having worked with him for years.

As you know we had to humour him because he represented the "working classes" at the top table of the Cabinet. He always hated people with means, even if those people worked hard for them. He didn't like me but I think he was dimly aware that, you know, without someone like me fronting the party it would not have been elected. The irony is that he loved the trappings of power as much as the next man.

We tried to keep him busy with little projects like the regional assemblies, but he was totally useless. Come on, you people think you know a lot about government. Can you think of anything he's done successfully?

Good luck in the new job with the euro buffoons. I see your mate from Italy is blowing sunshine up your arse. Which was nice.

[shoes]

The labour 'hamiltons'.

I like watching their ridiculous tv shows about their obsession with class, always good value.

[Doggy Styles]

Come on, you people think you know a lot about government. Can you think of anything he's done successfully?

Sh@gged that secretary, lined his pockets, and lived in that country mansion with the croquet lawn.

[Diestl]

Sh@gged that secretary, lined his pockets, and lived in that country mansion with the croquet lawn.

Hes the only MP I have ever seen punching someone.

[hyperD]

A classed obsessed, lying adulterer and an anachronism from liebour’s dark murky past of socialism and union workers.

A public distraction to keep prying eyes off the inner machinations of the bunker.

A former waiter on a ferry and failure of such epic proportions that he couldn’t even get bulimia right.

[sasguru]

A classed obsessed, lying adulterer and an anachronism from liebour’s dark murky past of socialism and union workers.

A public distraction to keep prying eyes off the inner machinations of the bunker.

A former waiter on a ferry and failure of such epic proportions that he couldn’t even get bulimia right.

In other words, the perfect man to hold high office in the UK, such is the level to which we have fallen.