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Leona Lewis given a black eye

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    Leona Lewis given a black eye

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8307616.stm

    After punching her, the fist wielding maniac said "I love you, Leona!", to which her reply was "I don't love you!". A witness said the man didn't seem right in the head.

    Simon 'doctor' Cowell anxiously phoned when he heard the news. "He wanted to speak to her to make sure she was ok and ask if there was anything he could do."


    Very sad, country going to pot, etc.

    #2
    Well he phoned her, but what do you tell a woman with a black eye?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Scary View Post
      Well he phoned her, but what do you tell a woman with a black eye?
      "Congrats you're famous now" ?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Scary View Post
        Well he phoned her, but what do you tell a woman with a black eye?
        Don't do it again?
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Nothing, she's already been told.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Scary View Post
            Well he phoned her, but what do you tell a woman with a black eye?
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            A tedious 1970s punchline.
            Originally posted by Scary View Post
            Another response not becoming of an IT professionals web site.
            Hey, come on lads. That stuff's not funny any more.
            If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Numpty View Post
              Hey, come on lads. That stuff's not funny any more.
              Okay, why would someone have two black eyes?

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                #8
                Do Chris Martin Next, says everyone
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Hey! Black eyes are no laughing matter!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    If someone is going round spanking pop stars on the noggin, I have a list.
                    "Bono, obviously - I'll lend you the cricket bat; Robbie Williams - I've just always wanted to make him cry; and Paul McCartney - you should swipe at him with a leg of lamb.

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