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    Is helen the real deal poll?

    Get your voting fingers at the ready.
    49
    is the real deal. Never doubt an IP adress or email
    40.82%
    20
    is more phoney than a Blair speech.
    26.53%
    13
    is AndyW's mum.
    32.65%
    16

    #2
    Where's the "Is Lucy" option?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      L40 Grandmaster Baphomet Tauren Wizard summoned : Where's the "Is Lucy" option?
      Now that's a thought.

      Get those two hitched.

      There'd be enough material for a new 24x7 TV Channel called "Fakers and Bunny Boilers"
      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

      C.S. Lewis

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        #4
        As fake as the lips of the woman across the office who I`m looking at right now .

        "global warming is bollox"
        "the guy in the next office over lives with his mom"
        Last edited by SuperZ; 15 October 2009, 15:43.

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          #5
          All depends on whether or not she can bleed a radiator.

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            #6
            How did nobody give her the standard CUK welcome for ladies?

            or do we not do that anymore?

            I miss TLG.
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              #7
              Instead of getting all techie, why not ask her a question only a woman would know the answer to. Like what is the best washing up liquid or what is she cooking her husband for tea tonight?
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #8
                Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                what is she cooking her husband for tea tonight?
                Porridge?
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                  Instead of getting all techie, why not ask her a question only a woman would know the answer to. Like what is the best washing up liquid or what is she cooking her husband for tea tonight?
                  Stir Fry?

                  Taxi......
                  Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

                  Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SuperZ View Post
                    As fake as the lips of the woman across the office who I`m looking at right now .

                    "global warming is bollox"
                    "the guy in the next office over lives with his mom"
                    It's Payload Bollickton

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