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Is helen the real deal poll?
49is the real deal. Never doubt an IP adress or email40.82%20is more phoney than a Blair speech.26.53%13is AndyW's mum.32.65%16 -
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostL40 Grandmaster Baphomet Tauren Wizard summoned : Where's the "Is Lucy" option?
Get those two hitched.
There'd be enough material for a new 24x7 TV Channel called "Fakers and Bunny Boilers"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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As fake as the lips of the woman across the office who I`m looking at right now .
"global warming is bollox"
"the guy in the next office over lives with his mom"Last edited by SuperZ; 15 October 2009, 15:43.Comment
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Instead of getting all techie, why not ask her a question only a woman would know the answer to. Like what is the best washing up liquid or what is she cooking her husband for tea tonight?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostInstead of getting all techie, why not ask her a question only a woman would know the answer to. Like what is the best washing up liquid or what is she cooking her husband for tea tonight?
Taxi......Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Originally posted by SuperZ View PostAs fake as the lips of the woman across the office who I`m looking at right now .
"global warming is bollox"
"the guy in the next office over lives with his mom"Comment
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