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15 October 2009, 16:21

I'm now in permie-dom on a ok sal, of course it's just temporary but...

1. There's nowt about for me - LDAP, Sun IdM. Lots of calls but no jobs! Maybe I'm tulip but I know I'm not...

2. I can survive ok on this sal but pension is screwed...

3. I see my kids

4. I see my quite nice house, discovered an extra room...

On the whole I like it, but I know the element of freedom will bite, hopefully after the current lack of owt.

I can do fük all day and get paid.

But what I like best of all for now if I can forget it after work, switch off, all the contracts I've had previously have been the opposite, I don't miss that.

Just my pathetic justification for being unable to land a contract....
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15 October 2009, 17:06

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15 October 2009, 17:10

Can you fly a Tornado with a bowl of spaghetti on your lap?
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15 October 2009, 17:11

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15 October 2009, 17:11

Welcome.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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15 October 2009, 17:14

Where's the fridge?

(That's a euphimism for "where's your porn stash?" Btw)
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15 October 2009, 17:18

Oh yes - where are my manners? Anyone for a beer?

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15 October 2009, 17:18

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Oh yes - where are my manners? Anyone for a beer?

Nuts?
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15 October 2009, 17:21

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Nuts?

Yes, and twiglets. Help yourself.

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15 October 2009, 17:21

I am a grown man, naked.

See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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