I'm not well!!!

[Churchill]

CM says it's a cold!

She's obviously not got what I have.

Are women more resilient to this? Has some extremist group of lesbian all men are bastards rug munchers engineered some kind of superbug?

CM's brave when I'm poorly, she thinks I'm a big girls blouse! Just wait until I'm better, I'll show her, oh yes!

I think I'll sneak upstairs and hide all her shoes...

[PRC1964]

Many years ago a wise old Shaman told me that when men get struck down with illness the best cure it is for it to be sucked out by their woman. A bit like a snake bite, but you need to suck the right part.

Mrs PRC claims it's all mumbo jumbo and refuses to try.

[cailin maith]

Oh please... give me a break - I'm bloody ill too.

We just have colds...

Of course he's dying... he typed that whole post with his best hang dog expression and a sigh for every word he typed...

[norrahe]

we're just well 'ard and you're a great big jessie

[PRC1964]

Oh please... give me a break - I'm bloody ill too.

We just have colds...

Of course he's dying... he typed that whole post with his best hang dog expression and a sigh for every word he typed...

Too much information!

I don't want to know that he's a hung dog.

[Churchill]

Oh please... give me a break - I'm bloody ill too.

We just have colds...

Of course he's dying... he typed that whole post with his best hang dog expression and a sigh for every word he typed...

You just don't understand.

Thanks for the Pizza btw, it's helping.

[minestrone]

Calling Colclough, calling Colclough.

[Churchill]

Calling Colclough, calling Colclough.

Helen won't be...

[BrowneIssue]

we're just well 'ard and you're a great big jessie

WHS

[Zippy]

WSS

FTFY