Have any of you......

[BoredBloke]

sat next to somebody who constanty talks to himself and his computer



Jesus it isn't going to talk back ffs

[northernladuk]

I did for about 4 week but then one day someone asked him something and he just stood up and stabbed him in the eye with a black Bic pen....

Good luck with that......

[Diestl]

Its called a teleconference.

[BoredBloke]

I have him next to me and a guy who constantly grunts all day. he sounds like somebody dragging a table. MP3 player time I think.

[tenpin]

sat next to somebody who constanty talks to himself and his computer



Jesus it isn't going to talk back ffs

I used to sit next to someone who was diagnosed with RSI and had to used one of those damned speech-to-text interpreters. Thankfully she was doing design docs and not code - imagine that!

[BoredBloke]

Its called a teleconference.

No it isn't. It's called very fekin annoying.

[moorfield]

I used to sit next to someone who was diagnosed with RSI and had to used one of those damned speech-to-text interpreters. Thankfully she was doing design docs and not code - imagine that!

I used to sit next to someone with Tourettes. He did first line support and quite frequently used to tell people to F-f-**** Off on the phone. Brilliant.

[moorfield]

I have also in my time sat next to

(i) a cross dressing transexual (ie a big bloke in a dress)

(ii) a man with no thumbs

These gigs did not last very long for me.

[VectraMan]

At the last gig there was a permie who was always tutting, sighing and swearing under his breath, just loud enough that I could hear.

I don't mind to be honest. I've worked places where the office is dead silence the whole day, and that just makes you want to slit your wrists.

[EternalOptimist]

(ii) a man with no thumbs

poor sod.

I once got into a taxi in Scunthorpe being driven by a woman with no arms.
she had one foot on the pedals and one foot on the steering wheel