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    Funny Looks

    I'm thinking of getting some funny looks to cheer myself up. Any suggestions?

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'm thinking of getting some funny looks to cheer myself up. Any suggestions?
    A mirror?

    Oh wait, you wanted cheering up.

    Never Mind.

    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      I'm thinking of getting some funny looks to cheer myself up. Any suggestions?
      There's this Russian guy, lives in a bedsit in Birmingham. he's an expert on this topic (As in every other, but he's really expert on this one)
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        I'm thinking of getting some funny looks to cheer myself up. Any suggestions?
        Look in the mirror?

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          I'm thinking of getting some funny looks to cheer myself up. Any suggestions?
          Stagger round the Brunel Centre with a can of Special Brew and your cock hanging out.

          Oh. No. Wait. This is Swindon after all. That would hardly warrant a second look.

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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            #6
            Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
            Stagger round the Brunel Centre with a can of Special Brew and your cock hanging out.

            Oh. No. Wait. This is Swindon after all. That would hardly warrant a second look.
            Have you been stalking me?

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              #7
              Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
              Stagger round the Brunel Centre with a can of Special Brew and your cock hanging out.
              They have house rules against bringing in live chickens?

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                #8
                Sport a Hitl*r moustache? You can use a marker pen or an old bit of cloth if you can't wait for it to grow.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Have you been stalking me?
                  Yerrr. Give us a sip?

                  You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Have you been stalking me?
                    He was looking at you with his giant Moon telescope...

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