Is it true you can't get a decent cup of tea?
Is it true the ginger nuts in the Western Territories are inferior to those elsewhere?
Is the lager any good at all? Do they sell Fosters / Castlemaine 4X over there? Do they do ale?
Do they have spider-filled dunnies out the back?
Do they insist on sugar-coated burnt bacon like the Yanks?
What's the bread like?
Do they do cheese?
Are petrol stations self-service?
Are they annoyingly optimistic and cheerful like the Yanks, or miserable and happy with it like us?
Is it the macho place they portray where even the women can puke across the road or are all those fit, tanned, barbecueing blokes good with recipes?
Do they really have bars that can be hosed down at the end of the night?
Is it as clean and environmentally cuddly as they portray or do they have litter-filled streets, lawn sprinklers and gas-powered patio heaters?
Are they polite, good God-fearing Christians like Aberdonian housewives or just gun-toting, red-necked imbeciles like Southern States USA inbreds?
Was the empty outback the best bit?
Would you go back? Would you stay?
Is it true the ginger nuts in the Western Territories are inferior to those elsewhere?
Is the lager any good at all? Do they sell Fosters / Castlemaine 4X over there? Do they do ale?
Do they have spider-filled dunnies out the back?
Do they insist on sugar-coated burnt bacon like the Yanks?
What's the bread like?
Do they do cheese?
Are petrol stations self-service?
Are they annoyingly optimistic and cheerful like the Yanks, or miserable and happy with it like us?
Is it the macho place they portray where even the women can puke across the road or are all those fit, tanned, barbecueing blokes good with recipes?
Do they really have bars that can be hosed down at the end of the night?
Is it as clean and environmentally cuddly as they portray or do they have litter-filled streets, lawn sprinklers and gas-powered patio heaters?
Are they polite, good God-fearing Christians like Aberdonian housewives or just gun-toting, red-necked imbeciles like Southern States USA inbreds?
Was the empty outback the best bit?
Would you go back? Would you stay?
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