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    Misheard Lyrics

    Town called Alice instead of Malice - Jam

    Also Eating Trifle instead of Eton Rifles
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

    #2
    'scuse me while I kiss this guy - Hendrix classic
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      Go and Get Stuffed....

      And the Stuffed get going....

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        #4
        'Fck you are beautiful,
        and I have loved you dearly
        more dearly than the spoken word can say'


        my mum singing along to Roger Whittaker with the headphones on. Videoed by my brother , the git.




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        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          /off topic

          Eton Mess

          Now there is a gorgeous culinary dish...

          /on topic
          Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

          C.S. Lewis

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            #6
            Who is the man I see
            Where I'm supposed to be?
            I lost my heart, I buried it too deep
            Under the iron sea

            Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
            Save us all, tell me life is beautiful
            Mirror, mirror on the wall

            Always heard that as Chris De Burg for some strange reason

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              #7
              Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
              'scuse me while I kiss this guy - Hendrix classic
              There is a station Ident where I am based offshore that is a sort of nationalisation ceremony; it ends “we now pronounce you a member of the <station> nation you man now kiss the sky.”

              If anyone recognises this – just keep it to yourself. Hector doesn’t need to know and we’ll have a mudslide together.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #8
                Reminds me of the cassette tape advert featuring Desmond Decker

                "ohh, ohhh me ears are alight"
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                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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                  #9
                  Into the valley
                  Peas sure sound divine
                  .........
                  But who can Viv iron?
                  The soldiers go marching
                  There's masses of lamb
                  Whose disease is catskin
                  My picture is Hugh's toe
                  Ahoy! Ahoy!
                  Len see a sty
                  Ahoy! Ahoy!
                  Barman and soda
                  Ahoy! Ahoy!
                  Juicy men embalmed her
                  Ahoy! Ahoy!
                  Lung nearly gave
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    There's a Paul Simon song that goes "I don't know a soul that's not been battered". Not really a mishearing, but it always makes me want fish and chips.

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