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OI ! Jenkins - NOOOOOO!

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    OI ! Jenkins - NOOOOOO!

    You've got to admire Jenkins. For a Welsh girl she's done alright for herself. She is a multi millionaire.

    BUT, if she comes up to me. With her beautiful long blond hair, and her ample and comely bosom. Starts to sing "No woman, no cry", but to the tune of another song.

    I'd say, OI ! Jenkins. NO!!!!!!

    You are not on the highly respected radio show "I'm sorry, I haven't a clue" doing 'One song to the tune of another' round.

    And as for doing "Who wants to live together".

    Get back to being a school teacher and give yourself a F-, you blond welsh tart.


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    Who is this Jenkins girl?

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      #3
      Oi HAB, I didn't think she was your type anyway...

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        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Oi HAB, I didn't think she was your type anyway...
        You seen her - She'll turn any man straight!
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          You seen her - She'll turn any man straight!
          Why do people (men mostly) assume that because a woman is so good looking that they're going to be any good in the sack?

          Angelina Jolie - crap

          Monica Belucci - crap

          Lisa Stansfield - Brilliant!

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            I've had better.

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              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Why do people (men mostly) assume that because a woman is so good looking that they're going to be any good in the sack?

              Angelina Jolie - crap !
              Well, according to her own quotes, she's very open about her BDSM (mostly rope play, with some edge play and spanking) and bisexuality.

              She certainly sounds more adventurous then most vanilla girly-girls.
              Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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                Bah! It's all a bunch of covers, not an original song there. 'Bring Me to Life' was originally done by Evanescence in 2003 if memory serves me correctly.

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                  Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
                  Well, according to her own quotes, she's very open about her BDSM (mostly rope play, with some edge play and spanking) and bisexuality.

                  She certainly sounds more adventurous then most vanilla girly-girls.
                  Wtf has that got to do with being good in the sack?

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                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Wtf has that got to do with being good in the sack?
                    Agreed. Imagination is one thing, but sometimes it all just sounds a bit try hard.

                    I bet Brad sometimes thinks 'jeez Ang, I wish you'd just put the ropes and midgets down and just do a bit of boring old dirty talking.'
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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