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Moving out the way for the queen

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    Moving out the way for the queen

    If you were at some red traffic lights, and the Queen (HM) was being whisked along in a big limmo escorted by police motorbikes and MI5 agents in Audi's, all the while being pursued by terrorists with newly developed Iranian death rays, and you were blocking the junction, would you jump the red light?

    I've always wondered this.

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    Wot? And get 3 points on my shiny clean licence and a £60 fine I can't afford?

    Meanwhile, tell us more about these Iranian death rays. I could have some fun with one of them.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Non-sequitur. The traffic lights will be greened when the queen arrives.

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        #4
        Followed by Robert Mugabe

        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        If you were at some red traffic lights, and the Queen (HM) was being whisked along in a big limmo escorted by police motorbikes and MI5 agents in Audi's, all the while being pursued by terrorists with newly developed Iranian death rays, and you were blocking the junction, would you jump the red light?

        I've always wondered this.
        I would only block the juntion if Mugabe was following as well

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          If you were at some red traffic lights, and the Queen (HM) was being whisked along in a big limmo escorted by police motorbikes and MI5 agents in Audi's, all the while being pursued by terrorists with newly developed Iranian death rays, and you were blocking the junction, would you jump the red light?

          I've always wondered this.
          A choice between being shot and 3 points on licence?

          Let me think on that a while.....

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            #6
            Surely the question should be, would the queen move out of the way for you, if you were being persued.
            The answer is clearly would heck as like.
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