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I think I've found out where the funny smells in my flat are coming from.

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    I think I've found out where the funny smells in my flat are coming from.

    There is a foreign woman living down stairs. She is fat, ugly, and a bit worse for the drink. I found her outside the building saying she has lost her keys. I had no choice but to let her in the building, but she can’t get into her flat. I can hear banging down stairs; I’m keeping well out of it.

    She is definitely not English, talks with a funny accent, bit of a scumbag, so I think ….














    … she is Scottish.
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    There is a foreign woman living down stairs. She is fat, ugly, and a bit worse for the drink.



    That's your wife you idiot. Belgium Brides R Us sent her last week.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
      There is a foreign woman living down stairs. She is fat, ugly, and a bit worse for the drink. I found her outside the building saying she has lost her keys. I had no choice but to let her in the building, but she can’t get into her flat. I can hear banging down stairs; I’m keeping well out of it.

      She is definitely not English, talks with a funny accent, bit of a scumbag, so I think ….














      … she is Scottish.
      She sounds desperate enough to go out with me. Got her phone number?

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