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HairyArsedBloke
25th October 2009, 22:47
There is a foreign woman living down stairs. She is fat, ugly, and a bit worse for the drink. I found her outside the building saying she has lost her keys. I had no choice but to let her in the building, but she can’t get into her flat. I can hear banging down stairs; I’m keeping well out of it.

She is definitely not English, talks with a funny accent, bit of a scumbag, so I think ….














… she is Scottish.

DimPrawn
26th October 2009, 06:29
There is a foreign woman living down stairs. She is fat, ugly, and a bit worse for the drink.



That's your wife you idiot. Belgium Brides R Us sent her last week.

HTH

BrilloPad
26th October 2009, 07:37
There is a foreign woman living down stairs. She is fat, ugly, and a bit worse for the drink. I found her outside the building saying she has lost her keys. I had no choice but to let her in the building, but she can’t get into her flat. I can hear banging down stairs; I’m keeping well out of it.

She is definitely not English, talks with a funny accent, bit of a scumbag, so I think ….














… she is Scottish.

She sounds desperate enough to go out with me. Got her phone number?