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Vile-smelling foreigners set to invade homes

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    Vile-smelling foreigners set to invade homes

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...es-winter.html

    As winter approaches, households around the UK will be invaded by a sticky and foul-smelling invader...

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    I still think that it's the woman from down stairs.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      #3
      Technically their ancestors were foreigners, this years swarm were born in the UK I think.

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        #4
        Have you ever seen 2 of them kiss? It's quite creepy...
        In case of emergency, break dance.

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          #5
          Originally posted by pzz76077 View Post
          Technically their ancestors were foreigners, this years swarm were born in the UK I think.
          They will look after our old and infirm insects. We need them see.

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            #6
            Ladybirds should not be judged by how many spots they have, how smelly they are or where they come from. Although being honest for a moment the spottier smelly ones from India do look a bit ugly.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              Although being honest for a moment the spottier smelly ones from India do look a bit ugly.
              Racist !

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                #8
                Seen quite a few of these over the last week while decorating the front of the house.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  They will look after our old and infirm insects. We need them see.
                  The Parliamentary sub committee on Ladybird ethnicity came to the same conclusion and so the Government need take no action on this issue unless an MP's home gets infested then they can of course claim for getting rid of them on their expenses.

                  PZZ

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                    #10
                    We've got loads of the buggers here, keep flying into the front room everytime I go onto the balcony to have a fag, and we've still got loads of buggering wasps
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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