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Just found out my horse is worth f**k all

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    Just found out my horse is worth f**k all

    I put a monkey on the old nag to win. Came last.
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
    I put a monkey on the old nag to win. Came last.


    That's animal cruelty...

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      #3
      Sell it to the glue factory.

      HTH
      ǝןqqıʍ

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        #4
        I once put a bonobo on an old nag.
        but heres the clever bit
        I bet on it TO COME LAST.
        brilliant eh ? It's still running so I dont know if I've won yet





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          Fetlocks.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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