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    Frank Skinner

    Apparently he's doing a one off show not far from where I live and I'd quite like to go and see him. Problem is, I was going to take my new girlfriend but don't fancy it if he still does that routine where he goes on about his penchant for a*** sex. Have never seen him live before but have heard about him. Anyone?

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    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Could be a good way of broatching the subject.....

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        #4
        Yawn. At least make the trolling entertaining.

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          #5
          I have seen him live and even if he doesn't do the bit you're thinking of, he will still be mightily filthy.

          Odd to think he's a really devout Catholic and goes to mass every Sunday!

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            #6
            Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
            he's a really devout Catholic and goes to mass every Sunday!
            Really? There's no way I'd have thought him a Christian.

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              #7
              Strange but true. Teetotal too.

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                #8
                surely all sockpuppets like a bit of back door action be it by the male appendage or my hand
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by bekarovka View Post
                  Really? There's no way I'd have thought him a Christian.
                  He's not, he's called Frank.

                  Were you thinking of another famous Christian? This one perhaps?
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                    Teetotal too.
                    Yeah, I knew that bit - he was an alcoholic at one point. ISTR he hasn't had a drink since the age of 30.

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