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EternalOptimist
27th October 2009, 15:57
I have a week off and one of the neighbours just came over. Her husband left a few years ago and she was in a state.
She had obviously been in the bath or about to get in because she had her bathrobe and a cap on. Anyways, there was a massive spider in the bath, would I do the honours, blah blah.
So we went over the road, and I noticed she closed the front door behind us, I thought I heard the bolt too. The spider was quite large, and as I was working out what to do about it, she leaned down close to my ear. Her perfume was strong and her milky white breasts were straining at the fabric of the robe in an effort to break free. She was breathing heavily as she whispered huskily into my ear, 'how can I ever repay you'. Her pendulous globes were now clearly visible and her cleavage was truly spectacular as I realised she had nothing at all on, under the robe. Her musky scent assailed my nostrils.

I made my excuses and left, how on earth could anyone kn0b a bird who can't tell the difference between a plastic spider and a real one ?



:rolleyes:

thunderlizard
27th October 2009, 16:02
The spider was quite large, and as I was working out what to do about it, she leaned down close to my ear.

Must have been freaking massive! But how did you know it was female?

EternalOptimist
27th October 2009, 16:05
Must have been freaking massive! But how did you know it was female?

Because a black widow eats her mate after sex.
And we all know what bit she saves till last :eyes

RichardCranium
27th October 2009, 16:06
I made my excuses and left,:rollin:

:yay:

Oh, EO. Where can I buy your book(s)?