4 minutes left

[suityou01]

If there was four minutes left, you know, before the bombs dropped, what would you do? You've just had the four minute warning on the radio/telly/email etc and you only have four minutes.

What would you do? It's not even long enough to boil and egg is it?

I think I'd prolly put a brave face on and get the kids singing a song or something. And maybe sneak in a quick pint.

[Spacecadet]

Possibly enough time for a pot noodle


I'm sure there's a poem about that

[MrMark]

Well, there's always the argument that you should show your better half some tender loving and then make mad passionate love.

But what could we do for the other 3 minutes?

[suityou01]

Well, there's always the argument that you should show your better half some tender loving and then make mad passionate love.

But what could we do for the other 3 minutes?

Have the pot noodle. FFS

Try and keep up at the back.

[Tingles]

It wont happen, God wouldn't allow it.

[suityou01]

It wont happen, God wouldn't allow it.

He is against pot noodles?

[HairyArsedBloke]

I'd go short everything and 3:50 later cover. In the remaining 10 seconds I'd have a pot noodle thinking about the profits.

[Zippy]

Well, there's always the argument that you should show your better half some tender loving and then make mad passionate love.

But what could we do for the other 3 minutes?

A quick prayer, then do it again. Twice.

[Zippy]

I'd go short everything and 3:50 later cover. In the remaining 10 seconds I'd have a pot noodle thinking about the profits.

10 seconds
You are Cyberman and I claim my eternal damnation

[Spacecadet]

10 seconds
You are Cyberman and I claim my eternal damnation

CyberTory would be busy reading the Daily Mail about how foreign bombs are being used when the UK defence industry could have made them twice as effective and made them in Britain with British workers.
This would never have happened under the torys