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    Got to go

    the missus wants me to

    trim the hedges
    get me hair cut
    fix that cupboard door in the kitchen


    blooming task manager



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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    the first two tasks can be rolled into one if you're clever
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Got to go

      the missus wants me to

      trim the hedges
      get me hair cut
      fix that cupboard door in the kitchen


      blooming task manager



      Can't you right click on her and shut her down?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
        Can't you right click on her and shut her down?
        Set her priority to 'low'.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #5
          Give her the three finger salute.

          Ctrl-Alt-Del.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Give her the three finger salute.

            Ctrl-Alt-Del.
            I thought the 3 finger salute was called "the shocker" - google it.
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              Got to go

              the missus wants me to

              trim the hedges
              get me hair cut
              fix that cupboard door in the kitchen


              blooming task manager



              Inject your DLL into her memory space (only if it doesn't have any worms).
              You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

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