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    Halloween Fancy Dress Party

    The missus has just told me that the Halloween party we've been invited to on Saturday night is fancy dress. She swears she told me ages ago and I "forgot". Naturally I don't have any recollection of her telling me but it's too late to cancel.

    Any ideas what I can rustle up as a quick horror themed fancy dress outfit for Saturday night?
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
    The missus has just told me that the Halloween party we've been invited to on Saturday night is fancy dress. She swears she told me ages ago and I "forgot". Naturally I don't have any recollection of her telling me but it's too late to cancel.

    Any ideas what I can rustle up as a quick horror themed fancy dress outfit for Saturday night?
    The classic vampire? Dinner jacket, teeth and cloak.
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      #3
      Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
      The missus has just told me that the Halloween party we've been invited to on Saturday night is fancy dress. She swears she told me ages ago and I "forgot". Naturally I don't have any recollection of her telling me but it's too late to cancel.

      Any ideas what I can rustle up as a quick horror themed fancy dress outfit for Saturday night?
      Go in your best pinstripe suit, wear a red tie and stuff your pockets with expenses receipts. When asked - say you're a Labour Cabinet Member.

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        #4
        Go as the most freighting character possible.

        Hire a pin striped suit and go as a tax inspector.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Go as a premature ejaculation.


          Turn up in a pair of y-fronts and when asked why say "I just came in my pants"

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            #6
            Go dressed in a sheet, with a condom on each ear. When asked what you are, say "I'm a Ghost". When asked about the condoms, "I'm an eerie f****er"....


            IGMC....
            Blog? What blog...?

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              #7
              Stick a sting ray into your chest.

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                #8
                Hmmm interesting....
                ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                  #9
                  Go as Gary Glitter - He scares the tulip out of a lot of kids
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #10
                    Go to a fancy dress shop and buy a 'Gordo' mask to supplement the suit.

                    If taken by the taxman idea - supplement it with a bowler hat and umbrella, and calculator.

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