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    Question Time Last Night

    I think I may have overdone the Croft Original last night but I was looking at Jacqui Smith with her new hairstyle and I was thinking, you know? I reckon I could. Must be something in them Yankee candles.

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    That's just wrong on so many levels.
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      #3
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post


      That's just wrong on so many levels.
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        #4
        I would rather cut my nuts off. With a spoon.
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          You have some powerful beer goggles there
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            #6
            Originally posted by wurzel View Post
            I think I may have overdone the Croft Original last night but I was looking at Jacqui Smith with her new hairstyle and I was thinking, you know? I reckon I could. Must be something in them Yankee candles.
            I see what you did there

            I could kill her too
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              She looks good in uniform.

              http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_imag...smith_nazi.jpg

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                #8
                Phwoaar eh, bet she's a goer, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, say no more...

                http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ucq-_7Ktpu...h2-300x287.jpg
                You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by wurzel View Post
                  I think I may have overdone the Croft Original last night but I was looking at Jacqui Smith with her new hairstyle and I was thinking, you know? I reckon I could. Must be something in them Yankee candles.
                  I once thought I saw a huge picture of Ms Smith in a shop window, I thought what 's she advertising?

                  When I got closer it was in fact the woman from "Just Good Friends"

                  I was sober at the time so no excuse there
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                    #10
                    She looks like a bloke dressed up as a woman.

                    Anyway, if she is so hot, what was her old man doing hiring pornos to knock one out?

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