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DimPrawn
30th October 2009, 11:25
Tia.

Moscow Mule
30th October 2009, 11:26
* pulls out AK-47 *

Right, this thread is going to Libya. Any of you ******* ****** move, I'll execute every mother ******* last one of you.

fckvwls
30th October 2009, 11:27
Hi Jack :wave:

realityhack
30th October 2009, 11:30
<neatly slices MM's AK47 in half with his katana>

What's that you were saying?

Diestl
30th October 2009, 11:30
Linux vs Windows vs OSX, discuss.

DimPrawn
30th October 2009, 11:31
Linux vs Windows vs OSX, discuss.

BMW all the way . Simples.

Moscow Mule
30th October 2009, 11:34
<neatly slices MM's AK47 in half with his katana>

What's that you were saying?

<in fine COD4 style>

* drops AK, pulls out DEagle double taps RH *

Nothing.

realityhack
30th October 2009, 11:35
CUK MUD v3.0 initialising...

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CUK MUD v3.0 Friday 30 October 2009 11.35

You are in a dark room, you can hear music above you, the room is pitch-black.

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Moscow Mule
30th October 2009, 11:36
CUK MUD v3.0 initialising...

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CUK MUD v3.0 Friday 30 October 2009 11.35

You are in a dark room, you can hear music above you, the room is pitch-black.

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Examine room

realityhack
30th October 2009, 11:37
Examine room
The room is pitch-black, you cannot see anything.

ctdctd
30th October 2009, 11:38
Examine room

Bleed radiators

Diestl
30th October 2009, 11:38
Examine room

Close windows and open IE, google porn.

realityhack
30th October 2009, 11:38
Bleed radiators
There are no radiators here.

Diestl
30th October 2009, 11:39
The room is pitch-black, you cannot see anything.

Use night vision goggles.

realityhack
30th October 2009, 11:39
Use night vision goggles.
You do not have any night-vision goggles.

Money Money Money
30th October 2009, 11:40
Look in pockets

ctdctd
30th October 2009, 11:40
There are no radiators here.

Fit radiators, then bleed (http://www.designer-warmth-radiators.co.uk/apollo-milano-convector-radiators.html)

Diestl
30th October 2009, 11:41
You do not have any night-vision goggles.

Pickup Night Vision goggles from ground.

realityhack
30th October 2009, 11:42
Look in pockets
I do not understand what you mean by 'look in pockets'.

Money Money Money
30th October 2009, 11:42
I do not understand what you mean by 'look in pockets'.

Stick ya hands in ya pockets!

Moscow Mule
30th October 2009, 11:43
Walk west

realityhack
30th October 2009, 11:43
Stick ya hands in ya pockets!
You have no pockets. You are butt naked.

Money Money Money
30th October 2009, 11:44
Av a pot noodle!

Diestl
30th October 2009, 11:44
You have no pockets. You are butt naked.

Stick finger in butt and search for night vision goggles.

ctdctd
30th October 2009, 11:44
Hello, I'm new here.

Is this the right place to ask about becoming a contractor?
How do I do it?

Thanks

realityhack
30th October 2009, 11:44
Av a pot noodle!
You do not have a pot noodle.

DimPrawn
30th October 2009, 11:48
:uofftopic

realityhack
30th October 2009, 11:49
:uofftopic
I do not understand what you mean by ':uofftopic'.

Money Money Money
30th October 2009, 11:49
Search room with hands!

DimPrawn
30th October 2009, 11:49
I do not understand what you mean by ':uofftopic'.

I mean I prefer a Mars Bar.

Paddy
30th October 2009, 11:51
Bloody VW Golf drivers taking up two car spaces.

realityhack
30th October 2009, 11:51
Search room with hands!
You reach out with your hands and start to feel your way around the room. You can feel stone walls all around the room, and what feels like a large, warm, rubber ball in the NW corner. There is a wooden structure to the E.

You hear a furtive rustling from the NW.

gingerjedi
30th October 2009, 11:53
<in fine COD4 style>

* drops AK, pulls out DEagle double taps RH *

Nothing.

Standard DEagle? Pah! Me has da gold Mofo as I is L55 733t init... execution pimp styly, yagetme.:smokin

Diestl
30th October 2009, 11:53
You reach out with your hands and start to feel your way around the room. You can feel stone walls all around the room, and what feels like a large, warm, rubber ball in the NW corner. There is a wooden structure to the E.

You hear a furtive rustling from the NW.

Pick up rubber ball.

Churchill
30th October 2009, 11:55
Pick up rubber ball.

You can't it's stuck to the floor!

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Money Money Money
30th October 2009, 11:55
Its a trap, put down rubber ball!!!

realityhack
30th October 2009, 11:55
Pick up rubber ball.
You return to the NW corner and attempt to pick up the rubber ball. It appears to be a humanoid, dressed in rubber. You cannot pick it up. It is too heavy. The humanoid moves away from your grasp.

You hear a furtive rustling from the SW corner of the room.

Money Money Money
30th October 2009, 11:56
You reach out with your hands and start to feel your way around the room. You can feel stone walls all around the room, and what feels like a large, warm, rubber ball in the NW corner. There is a wooden structure to the E.

You hear a furtive rustling from the NW.

Room with no doors then?

FSM with Cheddar
30th October 2009, 11:56
I've been away for a while.
What's been going on?

realityhack
30th October 2009, 11:57
Room with no doors then?
You cannot see any doors here. You cannot see anything, as a matter of fact.

Churchill
30th October 2009, 11:58
You cannot see any doors here. You cannot see anything, as a matter of fact.

Open eyes

Zippy
30th October 2009, 11:58
I've been away for a while.
What's been going on?

Not sure but I think we just found Prickles

ctdctd
30th October 2009, 11:58
I've been away for a while.
What's been going on?

Stuff, mainly

realityhack
30th October 2009, 11:58
Open eyes
Your eyes are open. The room is pitch-black.

Money Money Money
30th October 2009, 12:03
You might not be able to see a door, but surely you know what one feels like?

gingerjedi
30th October 2009, 12:08
You feel a small knob, you give it a tug.

sasguru
30th October 2009, 12:10
You feel a small knob, you give it a tug.

AtW's not that small.

realityhack
30th October 2009, 12:11
You might not be able to see a door, but surely you know what one feels like?
There is no door within reach, here. It is pitch black.

<paperclip>I see you're trying to play CUK MUD, would you like some help?</paperclip>

realityhack
30th October 2009, 12:40
CUK MUD v3.0 Hibernating...

Saving characters...

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Saving Inventory...

***We apologise for this downtime, we will endeavour to get CUK MUD back online just as soon as we've stumbled back from a long and leisurely liquid lunch. Thank you for your patience***

cojak
30th October 2009, 12:44
CUK MUD v3.0 initialising...

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CUK MUD v3.0 Friday 30 October 2009 11.35

You are in a dark room, you can hear music above you, the room is pitch-black.

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There is a door to the north...

Flippin' heck! That takes me back! :happy

realityhack
30th October 2009, 14:38
Restoring CUK MUD v3.0...

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DaveB
30th October 2009, 14:42
Restoring CUK MUD v3.0...

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Examine wooden structure

realityhack
30th October 2009, 14:47
Examine wooden structure
You make your way E, and feel the wooden structure, it seems to be the base of a flight of stairs.

Money Money Money
30th October 2009, 16:20
Has the game finished?

ctdctd
30th October 2009, 16:25
Has the game finished?

Windows port - it's crashed

realityhack
30th October 2009, 16:32
Has the game finished?

I'm sorry, I do not understand 'has the game finished?'.

DaveB
30th October 2009, 16:44
You make your way E, and feel the wooden structure, it seems to be the base of a flight of stairs.

Climb stairs.

Spacecadet
30th October 2009, 16:47
Just to change the subject:

Are there any new final fantasy games coming out anytime soon?

DaveB
30th October 2009, 16:49
Just to change the subject:

Are there any new final fantasy games coming out anytime soon?

Yes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_XIII)

realityhack
30th October 2009, 16:49
Climb stairs.
You climb the flight of stairs, it is dark, the stairs are uneven and damaged, you fall through one of the steps.

-10 health.

DaveB
30th October 2009, 16:52
You climb the flight of stairs, it is dark, the stairs are uneven and damaged, you fall through one of the steps.

-10 health.

Prod humanoid

realityhack
30th October 2009, 16:54
Prod humanoid
You poke the humanoid. The humanoid scuttles away into the dark. You hear a furtive rustling from the NE.

<out-of-character>Into the dark??? It's pitch black! D'oh. Forgive the numptiness.</out-of-character>

DaveB
30th October 2009, 17:00
You poke the humanoid. The humanoid scuttles away into the dark. You hear a furtive rustling from the NE.

<out-of-character>Into the dark??? It's pitch black! D'oh. Forgive the numptiness.</out-of-character>

Follow humanoid

realityhack
30th October 2009, 17:02
Follow humanoid
The humanoid isn't going anywhere. You are in the NE corner of a dark room.

ctdctd
30th October 2009, 17:03
The humanoid isn't going anywhere. You are in the NE corner of a dark room.

Ask humaniod for help

realityhack
30th October 2009, 17:04
Ask humaniod for help
You ask the humanoid for help. You hear some incoherent mumbling. And a bit more furtive rustling.

DaveB
30th October 2009, 17:05
You ask the humanoid for help. You hear some incoherent mumbling. And a bit more furtive rustling.

search humanoid

realityhack
30th October 2009, 17:06
search humanoid
You frisk the humanoid. It seems to like this. It attempts to hug you. You find nothing, except affection.

DaveB
30th October 2009, 17:08
You frisk the humanoid. It seems to like this. It attempts to hug you. You find nothing, except affection.

hug humanoid ( and hope it's not andyw in a gimp suit )

ctdctd
30th October 2009, 17:08
You frisk the humanoid. It seems to like this. It attempts to hug you. You find nothing, except affection.

Ask the humanoid "Do you like films about gladiators?"

realityhack
30th October 2009, 17:09
hug humanoid ( and hope it's not andyw in a gimp suit )
You and the humanoid are locked in an embrace. The humanoid seems very friendly.

realityhack
30th October 2009, 17:19
CUK MUD v3.0 Hibernating...

Saving characters...

Saving Scenarios...

Saving Inventory...

***CUK MUD is offline, the Game Engine is recharging it's batteries at the local boozer, as it is wont to do of a Friday evening. Thank you for playing CUK MUD v3.0***