Due to increasing age, my myopia has reduced! Just got my new glasses with the weaker prescription. Everything suddenly seems much bigger.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostDue to increasing age, my myopia has reduced! Just got my new glasses with the weaker prescription. Everything suddenly seems much bigger.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostDue to increasing age, my myopia has reduced! Just got my new glasses with the weaker prescription. Everything suddenly seems much bigger.
When I wear my contact lenses it's like stepping into the land of the giants, I have no idea why this happens as they are obviously the same strength.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostMad isn't it!!
When I wear my contact lenses it's like stepping into the land of the giants, I have no idea why this happens as they are obviously the same strength.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostDue to increasing age, my myopia has reduced! Just got my new glasses with the weaker prescription. Everything suddenly seems much bigger."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostMake the most of it. This is the false hope stage. From now one your eye mussels get weaker and between five and ten years you will need bifocals or varifocals.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostDue to increasing age, my myopia has reduced! Just got my new glasses with the weaker prescription. Everything suddenly seems much bigger.Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostThis morning my regular hairdresser said my hair is getting thicker, and she's right.Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostThis morning my regular hairdresser said my hair is getting thicker, and she's right.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Indeed. Much of the hair that was on my head appears to have migrated to my left shoulder. Has anyone else got one shoulder that is much hairier than the other?bloggoth
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