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    I want to buy some C4

    Remember remember the fifth of November.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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    I was going to do that gag earlier, but the phone went and I forgot about it.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      I want to buy some C4
      Coo-ee, Echelon, over here!

      British Government deports more IT staff over terror plot

      Mirroring the recent deportation to USA-Land of a UFO spotting loon, in a dawn raid operatives from the Ministry of Justice's Security Paranoia Brigade rounded up a bunch of IT 'contractor' mentalists who were clearly plotting to destroy Parliament in exchange for money etc blah blah blah fembots blah Russian internet analysing web spider databases spying on American systems blah blah discussions to bring down the government blah blah fake truckers blah blah claiming mind control by a giant alien lizard as their defence blah blah blah super intelligent ape is the mastermind blah blah blah all deported to California for torture and unfair trials etc.
      Last edited by RichardCranium; 3 November 2009, 13:36. Reason: More paranoia, more!
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Coo-ee, Echelon, over here!
        Ooh bugger... hang on, there's someone at the door.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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