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You know what happens in the Olympic village with all those toned young athletes, full of hormones.
You'd be a mug not to try and get a job at the games. -
Originally posted by DeepBlue View PostYou know what happens in the Olympic village with all those toned young athletes, full of hormones.
You'd be a mug not to try and get a job at the games.
Bagsee the synchronised swimmers.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThe women aint bad either. Except the shot putters, runners, weightlifters...
Bagsee the synchronised swimmers.Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostBagsee the Brazillian female beach volleyball teamComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThe whole team? That could be an Olympic event in its own right.Coffee's for closersComment
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I once cajoled the Chinese Olympic Gold medallist limbo dancer back to my room, but she escaped under the door whilst I wasnt looking
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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I ran into the Cuban Volleyball team in Peru this year.
DAMN they were GIANTS. The shortest one was 6ft 2!!!
Victoria Pendleton...Comment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostBagsee the Brazillian female beach volleyball teamComment
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When I was at school, there was a couple of lads who were dead good at swimming. They had their red & blue badges before I got my yellow. In fact, they did their lifesaving stuff (saving bricks from drowning in the deep end in their pyjamas) (and why the pyjamas wore bricks, I don't know).
A few times over the years I have seen blokes in swimming pools on the tall chairs and thought "That's the sort of person who only got a swimming certificate at school".
This past few years, there has been an increase in the number of Baywatch-type life saving people on the beaches. What losers, eh? Can't even get an indoor job.
Imagine a job where there's nothing to do but sit on your arse on a beach all summer watching ugly people sunbathing and saving their little wretches from drowning themselves all day. What a waste of a life that could have been spent cutting java code or fixing paper jams in the warm and dry indoors.
Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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