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    I am changing my Religion

    At the last census, I put my religion as Jedi, like millions of others around the country who, like me, feel the force.
    I have come to the conclusion , that due to the employment protection benefits, I wish to become a follower of the AGW god.

    And there is the problem. I dont know his name




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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    And there is the problem. I dont know his name
    His name is SCIENCE and you should heed his words.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      At the last census, I put my religion as Jedi, like millions of others around the country who, like me, feel the force.
      I have come to the conclusion , that due to the employment protection benefits, I wish to become a follower of the AGW god.

      And there is the problem. I dont know his name

      I see a plan B there
      Declare yourself as AGW god and start collecting green taxes

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        #4
        Al Gore, isn't it?

        Followers are called Algorithms.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          At the last census, I put my religion as Jedi, like millions of others around the country who, like me, feel the force.
          are strange, sad individuals trying to be clever
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            are strange, sad individuals trying to be clever
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              are strange, sad individuals trying to be clever
              Yah boo sucks to you

              EDIT: Don't doubt the power of the Dark Side!

              EO - can you do the Darth Vader psychic strangle thing? I'm out of practice.

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Al Gore, isn't it?

                Followers are called Algorithms.


                Is that the 'Billionaire from green energy' Al Gore ?

                That reminds me, I must look again at knocking up some analysis of emission permit future, etc. Last time I looked into them there was no open interest i.e. nobody was trading them and hence no market for said analysis. Maybe that has changed. I've got to figure out how to get my cut out of this nonsense.
                How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                  #9
                  I've lost mine ... that's me in the corner ...

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                    #10
                    I too put down Jedi. But no more. I have been touched by His noodly goodness.

                    Your AGW god is belittled by the evidence provided by the reduction in the numbers of pirates.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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