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Elton John to marry

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    Elton John to marry

    Something to cheer everyone up after all the bad news about George Best. David Burnish is the lucky bride, when it becomes legal next month.



    No jokes please.

    #2
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #3
      Originally posted by n5gooner


      It makes me wonder though - what is marriage supposed to mean? Over to you, Chico.

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        #4
        is Elton John A Gay ?
        I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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          #5
          YES - EJ = UHG
          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            #6
            Originally posted by Clownio
            is Elton John A Gay ?
            No, but his boyfriend is...

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              #7
              And a cracking bride he'll make.

              A nice wedding dress.

              Get me a fooking bowl !
              Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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                #8
                Originally posted by Clownio
                is Elton John A Gay ?
                No. He just helps them out when they're busy.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Clownio
                  is Elton John A Gay ?

                  When you say gay....you do mean happy right?

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                    #10
                    >And a cracking bride he'll make.

                    I think you're making assumptions as to which one is the "bride"...
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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