What can I say I got away
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I had just been chased by the police.
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Originally posted by juststarting View PostWhat can I say I got awayKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
I did 90 at some point , but average speed was 80. Apparently 80 is the unofficial official speed limit.Comment
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Chased by the Police?
Better than being picked up by the fuzz.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by juststarting View PostI did 90 at some point , but average speed was 80. Apparently 80 is the unofficial official speed limit.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWell I hope you're proud of yourself young man!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostSo long as he wasn't faffing about in the outside lane at that speed. I hate people being in my way in the outside lane.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Bollox.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostBollox.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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