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Sticky : There's a lot of stickys around

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    Sticky : There's a lot of stickys around

    Q. Whats brown and sticky ?

    A. A stick




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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Chinese proverb say:

    You can't poke a tulip with a stick without ruining both.


    Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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      #3
      Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

      A. A stick
      Me, me, me...

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        #4
        This thread is stickier than the time Sticky the-stick-insect got stuck to a sticky bun.

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          #5
          Kleenex
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
            Chinese proverb say:

            You can't poke a tulip with a stick without ruining both.
            When you have a pump-out of the head tank on a narrowboat, the boatyard bloke usually gives you a long, thin piece of wood and suggests you use it to rummage around in the bottom of the tank to get any stuck lumps moving.

            At every site I have used this service and been asked to use the device, it has been referred to as The Tulipty Stick.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              When you have a pump-out of the head tank on a narrowboat, the boatyard bloke usually gives you a long, thin piece of wood and suggests you use it to rummage around in the bottom of the tank to get any stuck lumps moving.

              At every site I have used this service and been asked to use the device, it has been referred to as The Tulipty Stick.
              which end of the tulipty stick do they pass you to hold?
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                which end of the tulipty stick do they pass you to hold?
                Grab the middle bit and wear 4 pairs of gloves

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                  #9
                  We evolved to be repelled by tulip sticks, and yet dogs love anything tulip related.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                    We evolved to be repelled by tulip sticks, and yet dogs love anything tulip related.
                    dogs were selectively taken from wolves that had a natural human faeces tolerance.

                    Dogs: canine companions bred from lupine coprophiliancs.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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