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The rise of the Herbivorous Man

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    The rise of the Herbivorous Man

    Anyone recognise themselves?
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

    #2
    Girlie men ????

    'Yasuo SasGuru epitomised the phenomenon. He grew up in Chiba, a dormitory town just outside Tokyo. All the fathers in town were salarymen, who took the '

    I always suspected




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      #3
      Herbivores are shy and quiet. They seek the friendship of women and spurn aggressive dating. They are thrifty and abhor consumerism. They like quiet evenings in with friends rather than drinking till they vomit in the izakaya bars of Tokyo. They are the antithesis of the macho Japanese salarymen, on whose long-suffering shoulders modern Japan was built.
      Phew. I don't tick any of these boxes.
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        Herbivores are shy and quiet. They seek the friendship of women and spurn aggressive dating. They are thrifty and abhor consumerism. They like quiet evenings in with friends rather than drinking till they vomit in the izakaya bars of Tokyo. They are the antithesis of the macho Japanese salarymen, on whose long-suffering shoulders modern Japan was built.

        So effectively they are gay boys who either havent come out the closet or are are straight men that act like gay men. whats the world coming to.

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          #5
          Herbivores are shy and quiet. They seek the friendship of women and spurn aggressive dating. They are thrifty and abhor consumerism. They like quiet evenings in with friends rather than drinking till they vomit in the izakaya bars of Tokyo.
          Or poofs, as they are known oop north.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Or poofs, as they are known oop north.
            Or metrosexuals as they are known dahn sarf
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Or metrosexuals as they are known dahn sarf
              Or sasgurus as they are known on CUK.

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                #8
                No, but I suspect a lot on here can recognise the, "Look at my car, it's bigger than yours!"

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                  #9
                  Do you reckon they use a big manly industrial looking PC or a dainty little Apple Mac as a computer?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Or sasgurus as they are known on CUK.
                    Well don't know about being a herbivore - but I'd rather be that than some pig-ugly fooker who needs to bring his bank balance into the frame when trying to chat up girls.

                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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