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    How to fix Britain

    Leave the EU. Declare the UK a tax haven.

    Basically model the country on Switzerland.

    Make cuckoo clocks.

    Sorted.

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Leave the EU. Declare the UK a tax haven.

    Basically model the country on Switzerland.

    Make cuckoo clocks.

    Sorted.
    And chocolate, we should make chocolate too.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Make cuckoo clocks.

      .
      This requires an element of skill that the country does not possess.
      HTH
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Britain invented chocolate and still makes it better than Switzerland.

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          #5
          Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
          Britain invented chocolate and still makes it better than Switzerland.
          Agree. A "galaxy" just can't be beat by all that foreign rubbish

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            #6
            Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
            Britain invented chocolate and still makes it better than Switzerland.
            Rubiish. The cheap muck called "chocolate" here is low-cocoa, high-sugar pap for chavs.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Leave the EU. Declare the UK a tax haven.

              Basically model the country on Switzerland.

              Make cuckoo clocks.

              Sorted.
              Why do you mix cuckoo clocks with Switzerland?
              They originate in Germany in the area of the Black Forest.
              "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Rubiish. The cheap muck called "chocolate" here is low-cocoa, high-sugar pap for chavs.
                If you think ours is bad you should try the stuff Americans laughably call chocolate.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Just seen this, it appears our chocolate is about to get a whole lot worse.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                    Why do you mix cuckoo clocks with Switzerland?
                    They originate in Germany in the area of the Black Forest.
                    I thought they were Swiss, like Alpen.

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