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    Dear Santa

    I have been a good boy this year. Please please please can I have the following for Christmas

    Nintendo Wii with Wii sports.
    Crate of Valhalla Brewery Ale.
    Pair of 44'' waist 32'' long, hand knitted hipsters. Turqoise.
    1TB 4 bay NAS drive.

    And nothing at all whatsoever from the Jeremy Clarkson naff DVD section.

    If you can't manage all of that, then I'll settle for the hipsters.

    Ho Ho Ho

    SY01
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    1TB 4 bay NAS drive.


    Ordering tomorrow another 4U server with 24 HDD bays - SKA is growing by the hour

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post


      Ordering tomorrow another 4U server with 24 HDD bays - SKA is growing by the hour
      Anyway

      About me .....
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        I've been a bad little boy so I won't get what I want for xmas....mainly because I've been getting it all year
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          #5
          Ooooh ooh oohhhh, can i have a digital SLR camera please, can I? Can I?

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            #6
            Get Wii with Wii Sports...

            Or wait until next year's Xmas and get Wii HD

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              Get Wii with Wii Sports...

              Or wait until next year's Xmas and get Wii HD
              sell Wii with Wii sports next Christmas on ebay ....
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Can I have a pony? Pleeeeeeeease.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  I have been a good boy this year. Please please please can I have the following for Christmas

                  Pair of 44'' waist 32'' long, hand knitted hipsters. Turqoise.


                  SY01
                  Bit of a short-arsed porker eh?
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    Dear Santa,

                    All I want for xmas is to be viewing the UK from abroad.

                    Thanks,
                    HAB.
                    I had hoped that I would be gone by now, but the things that are stopping me are on-going. I have no idea when they will be sorted out.
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                    Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                    Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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