A taste of things to come

[Gordon Brown]

I know I have many supporters here, and I thank all those who can see that through my steady hand, Britain is best placed to make a full recovery from the global economic downturn caused by sub-prime in the USA.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/8355282.stm

I'm happy to report that the people of Scotland know where their bread is buttered.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

[chef]

[DiscoStu]

Gordon, may I be the first to congratulate you on this victory.

As a long-term admirer of your good self, I believe this represents the first step in what I'm sure will be a winning Labour election campaign.

You may be aware, if you've read some other threads on this forum, that I have suggested you be made president for life of the whole planet. Can you imagine the utopian society we could all live in with you at the helm? House prices would rise forever, the money-printing presses would never stop and your Orwellian dream of a planet you control could finally come to fruition.

Boomed!